18

I have been watching Season 7 of terror-prevention/action borefest 24 these last few weeks, and have a good idea for a follow-up show. The new show will star Jack Bauer as before, except he's a really fat, lazy drunk who doesn't get up until two in the afternoon. We then watch as, in real time, he watches TV and drinks beer, occasionally getting up for a piss or to go the refridgerator for yet another beer. Some hours of the show are just him snoring on the couch with Friends or a wildlife documentary blaring on the TV set in front of him. The cliffhanger at the end of each episode usually involves whether his cigarette with set fire to the couch after he has passed out, or whether he will make it to the toilet in time to avoid wetting his pants. I was really happy when 24 came out, and I finally had a chance to watch a show in 'real time'. I sometimes, however, ruin the effect by pausing the DVD. The new show will be called '18', because Bauer always gets up really late and then passes out 18 hours later.