The Rock As...Nelson Mandela!!

Another great idea from the me-meister!! This year, everyone seems intent on releasing films about the Mandelas. However, I feel that children are inadequately catered for in this new Mandela-based market. So, I propose that someone makes a film about Nelson Mandela with Mandela played by The Rock. He doesn’t look a bit like Mandela, but who gives a fuck? Also, it would satisfy my appetite for more of The Rock. There isn’t enough The Rock at the cinema. It would make up for the other day, when I rented a movie called The Rock, and he was nowhere in sight. Just an old man running around a prison island.