Clone Cops

THIS SUMMER………..…RAY LIOTTA……………AND………….RAY LIOTTA…………….ARE…………………..CLONE COPS! This rotten action comedy stars Ray Liotta as a cop on the edge who clones himself after losing his partner in a bust gone wrong. Fuelled by sorrow and whiskey, Jack Farmer, Liotta’s character, turns to ex-CIA science maverick Kris Kristofferson, who clones him in a big machine with lots of lights on it. The rest of the film consists of Ray trying to keep his clone out of trouble because it doesn’t know how to speak or feed itself, and just shambles around the police station with its uniform only half on, clattering into suspects and piles of evidence and fiddling around with a loaded gun. The film does, however, set itself up for a good sequel as Farmer finally manages to train the clone to do some basic everyday things. The clone makes its first arrest in the final scene of the film, and then as the credits start to role and the soundtrack play the two Farmers look into the camera grinning, the clone Farmer with a substantial amount of drool collecting on its fat chin.