George Bush Is A Retard

I was watching a bunch of clips of ex-President George W. Bush the other day, and I can’t restrain myself from commenting on how retarded he really is. It’s not even like he’s naturally retarded. It’s more like he has BEEN retarded…on purpose…BY SOMEONE. In an experiment. But it looks like a comfortable type of retardation, like having two breakfasts, falling asleep in the bath and ending up with brain damage. He really, truly is a new and special breed of super-tard, the likes of which the world has seldom witnessed. He’s the sort of person who would wake up in the morning, put his left leg in his right pant leg, and then try to put his right leg in the same pant leg at the same time in order to correct the problem, only to realize that he hasn’t had a shower yet anyway. I like him.