Saving The World

I’ve been giving a lot of thought to the world’s problems recently, and have become convinced that I have all the answers. If you just stand in the shower for a couple of minutes and think, you will usually be able to come up with some kind of solution for even the trickiest of conundrums before you even replace the shampoo bottle. The first thing I would like to propose a solution to is the problem of nuclear weapons. Nuclear weapons, made with materials that were initially dug out of the ground, are very unpopular at the moment, and the world economy is bad with many people out of work, so why don’t we just pay the unemployed to put it all back? The weapons that have already been made can all be fired into each other in mid-air. We could deal with the environmental fallout from all of that by moving to another planet.