Favourite Colours

Most people have a favourite colour, but no one gives a shit about shapes. Most people couldn't tell you what their favourite shape is. If a young girl or a woman's favourite colour is pink, and you go into her bedroom, everything will be pink. But you never go in someone's room and see a load of fucking triangles. I think shapes are as much an important part of our lives as colours, maybe even more important. For example, in these egalitarian times, woman don't care what colour a man's dick is, but they certainly care about the shape. Another example. If you drive a car that's a crazy colour, everyone will just think you are a prick, but if you drive a car that's shaped like a starfish wearing glasses you'll be the best person ever to live. Bar none. It's not as abstract as it sounds, either. A lot of musicians have a favourite note. Most people have a favourite time of day, or time of the year. So, why doesn't anyone ever ask, 'Hey man, by the way, what's your favourite shape?'. If you were meeting a woman for a romantic evening, you could bring her something that was her favourite shape to make her happy. Like, 'Darling, this rhombus is for you'. My favourite shape is the shape of tits.