I'm The Vitaman!!

Seriously! I have been eating so many fucking vitamins recently!! You wouldn’t believe it. I was quite unhealthy before but now I’m just Vitamin City, and I am also the mayor. I’m the fucking Vitaman!! Vitamins give you a serious boost of energy, not to mention aliveness. People who don’t eat vitamins die. And they deserve it. Vitamin A! Vitamin B! C! D! E! Give me more! Give me all the vitamins I can handle. I want to eat every vitamin in the world, and leave none for anyone else. You can all crawl around searching in vain for vitamins, because I will have eaten them all! This blog gives you vitamin B. And vitamin L. And vitamin O. And vitamin G! If you ever run low on these vitamins, just read this BLOG! Many people say WW3 will be over oil, or water, but I think it will be over vitamins, and I will be a total sea warrior, the primary air viking, murderous vitamin master coming at ya full strength one time, raiding from land, and the ocean, and from space. Who the fuck needs ‘roids when you’ve got the pure fuel boost of raw vitamins right to the mainline? Eat your greens.