Tarantino's Next Film

I think this is what Tarantino should do for his next project. A shot-for-shot remake of one of his own films, using the same actors as before but now much older, and with his massive chin protruding into every shot. This new ‘chin-cam’ approach would allow us to view the film as a kind of window into the experience of making a film as Quentin Tarantino. They could put a short documentary section on the beginning and at the end, recreating how he originally made the film, allowing us an insight into his creative process. First, you would see Quentin watching a bunch of old films with a memo pad on the table in front of him. Then, he would be shown dialling actors purely at random, thus giving him a perfect sampling of has-beens, unknowns and one or two really famous people. Next come a few Tarantino-style script-writing sessions. He writes a normal scene, for example someone buying a loaf of bread, and then he feeds it through his patented DSD – Dialogue Stretching Device – in order to make the movie long enough for theatrical release. Interestingly, Tarantino’s name was originally Quentin Tantino, until he accidentally dropped his surname into said device. The last stage in the process involves Tarantino whacking a few songs from the 70’s onto a few random scenes so that they make the leap from unremarkable to iconic, and then slapping together a trailer which consists of the name of the film and all the actors, as well as the three coolest lines in the script.